- Stranger: [reference from "Jerry McGuire"] Show me the money
- Max Denby: My ex-wife's been bleeding me dry. If the workshop's a success, I'll-I'll get a raise. Oh, ah-ah, now that I'm dating again, I-I need a little extra money to s-s-scare up some tail.
- [walks away from Danny]
- Danny Sanchez: Well, ah, don't worry, sir, any tail you get will already be pretty scared.
- Smith: [after trying to fix Norm's bad back] You know, I got to tell you, Norm, from the way it felt when I was pulling on some stuff there, I think you got a ruptured medial-thing there, or what ever you call it.
- Norm Henderson: Wha-what exactly do they call it?
- Smith: Okay, if you want, I will look it up!
- [flips through a thick book]
- Smith: Look, you can see that guy's penis.
- [continues flipping pages]
- Smith: Okay, I can't find it, this book is really big.