- Laurie Freeman: I'm not like you Norm; you see, you don't consider the consequences of the things that you do.
- Norm Henderson: Well, that's because I don't know what they are until they happen.
- Danny Sanchez: Norm, you're doing community service, ah, she seemd to like you - you should have told her the truth.
- Norm Henderson: Ah, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, sweet, innocent naive Danny. Don't you realize the truth is for children and people who don't wanna to have sex? There's only one problem: I got no place to take her 'cause I got no money.
- Danny Sanchez: Oh, you know, you don't have to take her out. You know what women love?
- Norm Henderson: Yes, I know what women love, but I got no patience for that.
- [waving Danny's presumed idea off]
- Danny Sanchez: No, no, when, when you make them dinner, they thin-they think that's very romantic.
- Norm Henderson: Oh, yeah - that's a good idea. I'll make her dinner. Hey! Do-do women love Lunchables?