- Nurse Annie Roland: Now where have you been? I've got work for your convict butt to do.
- Jack Trenton: Hey, I'm not here to take orders from you!
- Nurse Annie Roland: No, you're here because you were convicted by a jury of your peers.
- Paco Ortiz: I don't get it. How'd she know I punched Jack's time card?
- Nurse Annie Roland: I don't get why we need a time clock at all.
- Nurse Julie Milbury: Here's what I don't get: why skydivers wear helmets. I mean, if the chute doesn't open, do they really think the helmet's gonna do any good?
- Casey MacAfee: Now you're being modest, which is another wonderful quality you have. You know, I wish I could be more modest, but then I'd have to throw out my entire wardrobe.
- Dr. Hank Kaplan: You are a blabbermouth. You tell everything about everyone to everybody all the time!
- Nurse Julie Milbury: For your information, I keep a lot of things to myself. I never told anyone about a certain blond in accounting who was in a porno film.
- Dr. Hank Kaplan: Cynthia?
- Nurse Julie Milbury: No, Maggie Patterson. "Buns in the Sun." It's a rental. But you're missing my point about keeping people's secrets!