David Leisure: Charley Dietz

Quotes 

• Charlie Deitz : Why would you wanna go to San Pokeno for anyway? The night life there stinks! Last time I was there, the only thing that crawled into my bed had eight legs and a stinger.

  Dr. Hank Kaplan : A scorpion?

  Charlie Deitz : No. Four hookers and a cocktail shaker.