- Jack Trenton: Oh my God, it's Chad Everett!
- Paco Ortiz: I know. Doesn't he look great?
- Jack Trenton: It's just makeup. You put enough of that on anybody, they'll look good.
- Dr. Hank Kaplan: I can't believe it. I'm doing rounds with Ben Casey.
- Vince Edwards: Vince. Vince Edwards.
- Dr. Hank Kaplan: Yeah, to you, maybe.