- Summer Roberts: Go to sleep in a mall and wake up in a mall. Come on, it's like being awake, but still dreaming.
- Seth Cohen: Now that you and I are back together and Lindsay's out of the picture, who knows, maybe Marissa and Ryan might get it together.
- Summer Roberts: Are you crazy? There were, like, the worst couple ever. And besides, Marissa's happy now.
- Seth Cohen: Okay. And by happy you mean... you mean gay.
- Summer Roberts: That's funny.
- Seth Cohen: [sees Sandy working under the kitchen sink] Oh, father, I'm glad to see you finally found your calling.
- Caleb Nichol: Exactly what I said.
- Sandy Cohen: Nothing like a good crack about a plumber.
- Alex Kelly: Our clothes are all pink.
- Marissa Cooper: Pink's the new black. I read it in 'W'... Separating your whites, who knew?
- Alex Kelly: Our clothes are all pink.
- Marissa: Pink's the new black. I read it in 'W'... Separating your whites, who knew?
- Summer Roberts: Do we not work as a couple any more? Are we all set-up, and no payoff?
- Seth Cohen: All Preparation, no H?