The Odd Couple (TV Series)
Big Mouth (1972)
Tony Randall: Felix Unger
Quotes
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Oscar Madison : [after a fight with Howard Cosell, Oscar decides to write an unflattering column] Here, read it.
Felix Unger : What?
Oscar Madison : Read it!
Felix Unger : [reading] An Open Apology to Howard Cosell. Dear Howard... I admit writing in the past columns that fans have called you, among other things, a babbling baboon, gentleman jerk, the mouth that roared, kid nausea, etc., etc. I must apologize. That's not true, Howie. That's not what the fans call you. That's what your friends call you! What the fans call you cannot be printed...