The Odd Couple (TV Series)
Felix's First Commercial (1972)
Tony Randall: Felix Unger
Quotes
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Felix Unger : How can you wash your face in my kitchen sink?
Oscar Madison : The bathroom sink's broken.
Felix Unger : Oh. Well, at least you could have called for the Super to fix it.
Super : [appearing at the kitchen door] He called the Super. Don't use your bathroom.
Felix Unger : Wait, wait, where are you going?
Super : It's dinner time. Even a Super has to eat.
Felix Unger : What - what about our bathroom?
Super : Don't use it for anything.
Felix Unger : For anything?
Super : My very words!
Felix Unger : What should we use?
Super : Improvise.