- Chuk Mai Chin: [visiting Chinese wrestler Chuk Mai Chin and Miss Hong Kong stop by the apartment with two large paper bags] We go to China tomorrow, so we came up tonight to be with good friends.
- Felix Unger: Congratulations on your victory. What did you bring?
- Chuk Mai Chin: Food. Food. Special food. Food the Chinese people rike.
- Felix Unger: Oh, food the Chinese people like. Oh, how nice. Let's see what you've got here. What did you bring us.
- Chuk Mai Chin: Ehhh, you rike, eh, rox?
- Oscar Madison: Rocks?
- Felix Unger: Rocks?
- Chuk Mai Chin: Rox.
- Felix Unger: What kind of rocks?
- Chuk Mai Chin: Rox, cleam and bagel.
- Miss Hong Kong: Brintzes. Cheese brintzes.
- Felix Unger: Cheese brintzes?
- Oscar Madison: [good-heartedly imitating the Chinese accent] And river. Chop river. How come you brought this food?
- Chuk Mai Chin: I ruve Italian food.