The Office (TV Series)
Merger (2002)
Mackenzie Crook: Gareth Keenan
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Quotes
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Jennifer Taylor-Clark : So you're saying is that black people ought to be flattered that their only achievement in this world is having oversized genitalia?
David Brent : I'm saying they shouldn't be a ashamed of them.
Jennifer Taylor-Clark : It's a myth.
Gareth : I don't know, Jennifer I could show you a magazine where... literally...
[holds up his hand indicating large size]
Jennifer Taylor-Clark : Could you?
Gareth : Well, I haven't got it with me, but next time you're in...
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Tim : Team Leader don't mean anything mate.
Gareth : Excuse me, it means I'm leader of a team.
Tim : No it doesn't. It's a title someone's given you to get you to do something they don't want to do for free - it's like making the div kid at school milk monitor. No one respects it.
Gareth : I think they do.
Tim : No they don't Gareth.
Gareth : Erm yes they do, cos if people were rude to me then I used to give them their milk last... so it was warm.