"The Office" Pilot (TV Episode 2005) Poster

(TV Series)

(2005)

John Krasinski: Jim Halpert

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  • Dwight Schrute : Damn it! Jim! He put my stuff in Jell-O again.

    [Points to Michael] 

    Dwight Schrute : You can be a witness. Can you reprimand him, please?

    Jim Halpert : [eating Jell-O]  How do you know it was me?

  • Jim Halpert : If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head? You know? Tonnage price of manila folders? Um, Pam's favorite flavor of yogurt? Which is mixed berry.

    Pam Beesly : Jim said mixed berries? Oh wow... Yeah, he's on to me.

  • [Jim sets a fence of pencils up between Dwight and his desk] 

    Dwight Schrute : You can't do that.

    Jim Halpert : Why not?

    Dwight Schrute : Safety violation. I could fall and pierce an organ.

    Jim Halpert : We'll see.

  • Dwight Schrute : [deleted scene]  Dwight Schrute. My father's name, also Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name, Dweide Schrude, Amish. That's my family. I don't know where they came, the Amish, came from originally. Uh, Amland.

    Michael Scott : [holding up a Dundie and pretending it is talking]  Hello. I'm Michael Scott. I'm the best boss in the world.

    Jim Halpert : My name is Jim Halpert and I am a sales rep, which is a very important job. Um, without me dozens, literally dozens of small businesses would go paperless. They would have to write on their hands, or bed sheets, or who knows, you know. Total chaos, total chaos. I mean... or they could get their paper somewhere else. Staples maybe. I don't know.

  • Michael Scott : Jim, now is the time to stop putting Dwight's personal effects into Jell-O.

    Jim Halpert : Okay, Dwight, I'm sorry because I have always been your biggest flan.

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