- Edna Taylor: [Mr Parkin has just jumped into Harry's pigsty by mistake after being chased by Edna and ended up covered in mud] What are you doing with that filthy animal?
- Cecil Parkin: I didn't know it was in here!
- Edna Taylor: I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to the pig!
- Gloria Skinner: I'm sick and tired of it, Mother! I don't know how you put up with it year after year. The terrible smell. Filthy habits. And all that grunting and snuvelling.
- May Skinner: That's no way to talk about your father.
- Gloria Skinner: My father? I was talking about...
- May Skinner: And in front of Mr Parkin too.
- [pointedly]
- May Skinner: There are some things that Mr Parkin should not have to hear about!
- Gloria Skinner: [catching on] Oh... right.