- Ethel Schumann: I went to a fancy dress last year as Little Red Riding Hood.
- Cecil Parkin: That's not quite what I'm after.
- Ethel Schumann: That's what the wolf said.
- Wilfred Schumann: I've just found this paper in the loft. Did you know that in 1863 you could travel to Boston in America for £3? Cheap, weren't it?
- Jack Skinner: Yes, very. I'd have given you the money to get rid of you!
- Wilfred Schumann: It says here you had to take your own food.
- Ethel Schumann: I feel like I'm doing the miracle of feeding the 500.
- Percy: I thought it was supposed to be 5,000?
- Ethel Schumann: Be reasonable, Percy - I've only got one partridge!