- Karen Sammler: [to Rick] How dare you give me a hard time for having a five-minute conversation with a man with a ridiculous name who happens to find me, for some ridiculous reason, attractive.
- Grace Manning: [to Jake] Look, I'm just saying she said her habit was ingrown, but that's a toenail. A habit is inbred, right?
- Jake Manning: No, I think a habit is ingrained. People are inbred.
- Jessie Sammler: I wish we could stay here forever and have ice and order room service and just live here.
- Karen Sammler: You mean because we're all together?
- Jessie Sammler: No, no. I just like hotels.
- Judy Brooks: [to Lily] You are jealous.
- Lily Manning: What? Of who?
- Judy Brooks: He's out of town with his ex and you've got your knickers in a twist.
- Lily Manning: Oh, okay, A: that's not the case, and B: that's a ridiculous expression.