Julie Cooper: [coming home from her job at the Free Clinic] I am gonna be in a movie.
Barbara Cooper: They're remaking 'The Blob'?
Julie Cooper: It's a documentary film about all the terrific work that the clinic does. And, they're sending out an independent filmmaker.
Barbara Cooper: From Hollywood?
Julie Cooper: Where else?
Dwayne F. Schneider: Uh, uh, uh.
Barbara Cooper: What's the matter Schneider?
Dwayne F. Schneider: Don't you know what 'independent filmmaker' means? I see scandal, I see shame... I see skin.
Julie Cooper: Schneider, it's a documentary, not a porno film.
Dwayne F. Schneider: Yeah, maybe you're right. But if this guy hands you a whip, and there ain't no horse around, you get the hell outta there.