One Foot in the Grave (TV Series)

The Broken Reflection (1992)

Angus Deayton: Patrick

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Victor Meldrew : Something the matter?

  Patrick : [looks at hose]  There was one slight, small question that was bothering me, yes, but I don't suppose it really matters much, one way or the other.

  Victor Meldrew : What question's that?

  Patrick : I was just wondering how you're going to get the end of this hosepipe out of your bottom.