One Foot in the Grave (TV Series)

The Broken Reflection (1992)

Richard Wilson: Victor Meldrew

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• Victor Meldrew : I noticed those women are still hanging about in there. Might as well hang a red light over the front door and be done with it.

  Margaret Meldrew : What? Prostitutes?

  Victor Meldrew : Prostitutes? I didn't know whose price list to ask for first. Skirts up to their nostrils; you know damn well they're not waiting for crispy duck.

• [last lines] 

  Victor Meldrew : Something the matter?

  Patrick : [looks at hose]  There was one slight, small question that was bothering me, yes, but I don't suppose it really matters much, one way or the other.

  Victor Meldrew : What question's that?

  Patrick : I was just wondering how you're going to get the end of this hosepipe out of your bottom.