Only Fools and Horses (TV Series)
Christmas Crackers (1981)
David Jason: Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter
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Quotes
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Grandad : Who's Brenda & Terry?
Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Eh?
Grandad : Who's Brenda & Terry?
Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Who's Brenda & Terry?
Grandad : Yeah.
Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Who's Brenda & Terry Rodney?
Rodney Trotter : Well I don't know.
Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : What are you going on about you old div?
Grandad : Well we got a Christmas card from them. It said "Love from Brenda & Terry & the kids, Shirley, Shane & Shaun"
Rodney Trotter : Yeah, yeah that was from Brenda & Terry?
Grandad : I know. Who is Brenda & Terry?
Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Shirley, Shane & Shaun's mum & dad innit?
Grandad : Oh. Did we send them one back?
Rodney Trotter : Well how can we send them one back? We don't know who they are, let alone where they live.
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Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : When a woman goes out with me, she is guaranteed three things. Well, four, actually, but the fourth is an optional extra.
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[Rodney, bored, blows a party blower]
Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : [bleary] Sorry.
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Rodney Trotter : Well I'm going to say I'm on hunger strike. Some kind of humanitarian grounds.
Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Oh leave it out will you, leave it out. I remember the last time that you went on hunger strike, over a protest about the American cruise missiles being based in Britain. You said that you were going to starve yourself until all the missiles were removed.
Rodney Trotter : So?
Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : So? So that was 8 months ago. The missiles are still here. What is more to the point Rodney so are you. You went one & a half days on hunger strike & you sent out for a curry.
Rodney Trotter : Well I was starving.
Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Well that's the idea of it you plonker.