- Rodney Trotter: We didn't even know the fancy dress party had been cancelled!
- Trigger: Me neither.
- Rodney Trotter: You mean... that's your costume?
- Trigger: Yeah. I've come as a chauffeur. I feel a bit stupid now.
- Boycie: What have you two come as?
- Rodney Trotter: Batman and Robin.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Look, ignore him, Rodney. Just... just ignore him! Oh, dear. Where is everyone?
- Boycie: Straight through there, Caped Crusader.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: You ain't gonna win nothing dressed like that. D'ya see that, Rodders? We have come as Batman and Robin! Boycie's come as the Penguin!
- Boycie: Oh no, Del Boy. Not the Penguin. More like the Joker.