Steve Carell: Yorgo Galfanikos

Quotes 

• Simon Ferguson : I told you, I'm not going back into the bar.

  Yorgo Galfanikos : Oh, just because you got your hinie whooped last weekend? That's part of the fun!

  Simon Ferguson : There was no whooping! I chose to leave... and several large men endorsed my decision.

  Yorgo Galfanikos : Nice story, O. Henry.

• Yorgo Galfanikos : Here is the menu for 'Sports Sunday'. Each snack contains a chemically processed food item that does not exist in nature.

• Yorgo Galfanikos : But it's Sports Sunday tomorrow. What say, we crack open a couple of beers, and root for 24 year old millionaires who are oblivious to our existence?