- Simon Ferguson: Marty, why don't you just slither out on your slimy trail, before the guests slip in it.
- Marty: I got you a job.
- Simon Ferguson: Slither hither, buddy.
- Yorgo Galfanikos: I cannot believe I am the set of Days to Remember. Mr. Ferguson, this is where you delivered your own mother's twins. Do you remember? They were joined at the head. Only one could live. I'll never forget your powerful 'Eeny Meeny Miny Moe' monologue.
- Hadley Martin: Yorgo, let's go!
- Yorgo Galfanikos: [Pretending to shock himself with fake paddles] But we're losing me! Live, damn me, live!