The Partridge Family (TV Series)

But the Memory Lingers On (1970)

Dick Balduzzi: Elevator Boy

Quotes 

• Christopher 'Chris' Partridge : Gee, is it that bad?

  Elevator Boy : Whatever it is, it's that bad.

  Danny Partridge : It's a mixture skunk and ladies' cologne.

  Elevator Boy : Don't bottle it. It'll never sell. Look, would you mind taking the elevator up yourselves?

  Shirley Partridge : I'm terribly sorry about driving all your passengers away.

  Elevator Boy : That's okay, lady. Just keep it moving. Otherwise, this elevator will be classified as a pollution area. No offense.

• Reuben Kincaid : What did I do?

  Shirley Partridge : You were in our bus.

  Reuben Kincaid : Yeah, but... You mean, I...

  Shirley Partridge : To high heaven.

  Elevator Boy : Would you mind taking it up yourself, sir?

  Shirley Partridge : Shirley?

  Laurie Partridge : Don't worry. We'll have the bellboy bring up an embarrassing amount of tomato juice.

  Reuben Kincaid : So, that's the thanks I get. Abandoned.

• Shirley Partridge : Oh, it's all right. There's nothing wrong with us now.

  Elevator Boy : Whatever you say.

  Shirley Partridge : We may look a little funny, but we're all right otherwise. We got decontaminated at the hospital.

  Elevator Boy : Oh. I'm glad you changed your lifestyle. I like you much better that way. A little freaky looking, but you're definitely on the right path.