- Reuben Kincaid: [after learning a bunch of amorous girls have chased a visibly distressed Keith home from school] You do *like* girls, don't you?
- Keith: Yeah, but one at a time. Not in groups!
- Tracy Partridge: ...I like you, Mr. Kincaid.
- Reuben Kincaid: Thanks.
- Danny: She hasn't developed a lot of taste yet.