- Keith Douglas Partridge: [Rehearsing lines from the script] Momma, give me one good reason why I shouldn't get him.
- Danny Partridge: Because he's got a bigga, bigga gun!
- Reuben Kincaid: W-w-wait a minute! Hold it! Where's that line in the script?
- Danny Partridge: It's not in the script. I was improvising.
- Reuben Kincaid: You, were improvising. If I improvised what I'm thinking, I'd get arrested for child beating.