- Bailey Salinger: Okay, so I hire two big guys to kidnap him and take him off to some remote island or Hawaii. Someplace. Just so Kate doesn't see him for a while. And then eventually, she forgets all about him.
- Will McCorkle: Hmm. I don't know, Bay. Kidnapping? I don't think they let you graduate from High School if you've kidnapped someone.
- Bailey Salinger: I'm such a moron. I can't believe what a moron I am.
- Will McCorkle: You are a moron.
- Bailey Salinger: I just... I kinda forced the issue.
- Will McCorkle: The issue?
- Bailey Salinger: With Kate about Tom.
- Will McCorkle: The boyfriend?
- Bailey Salinger: Yep.
- Will McCorkle: You said him or you?
- Bailey Salinger: Pretty much.
- Will McCorkle: Wow.
- Bailey Salinger: Yeah.
- Will McCorkle: And?
- Bailey Salinger: And what? Would I be a moron if everything would have worked out?
- Will McCorkle: Good point by you.
- [first lines]
- Kirsten Bennett: What time is it, Charlie?
- [holds up Charlie's watch]
- Charlie Salinger: You stole my watch?
- Kirsten Bennett: I found it in my medicine cabinet. Let's try to keep these little clues to a minimum while my mum's in town. She's an old fashioned girl.
- Julia Salinger: You think the only one you have to listen to in this house is Bailey.
- Claudia Salinger: At least he cares about me!
- Julia Salinger: What are you talking about? Why do you think I've been so concerned about you doing this competition? Because I care.
- Claudia Salinger: Right. And that's why you're acting like such a bitch!
- Julia Salinger: Don't say "bitch"! I don't want you using language like that!
- Claudia Salinger: You know what? Maybe you could just try and come and hear me play for once, instead of just telling me what not to do all the time!