Peep Show (TV Series)

Warring Factions (2003)

Matt King: Super Hans

Quotes 

• Super Hans : So, you got our track?

  Jeremy Usborne : Er, no. I've been thinking, I'm not sure. I think maybe it's shit.

  Super Hans : Whoa! Hold it, cowboy. Rewind, wash it. The track's shit? Jez, the track's THE shit!

  Jeremy Usborne : It's just I found Mark laughing at it.

  Super Hans : Oh what, so Mister fucking ocean colour pants don't get it? Well, quelle fucking surprise.

  Jeremy Usborne : Plus he was doing it in front of Toni.

  Super Hans : Mate, you gotta get some rewengay. He broke omertà.

  Jeremy Usborne : You think?

  Super Hans : Listen, the whole industry is run by suits like your mate.

  Jeremy Usborne : Do you think that's why we haven't got a deal yet?

  Super Hans : Course it is, they're all a bunch of Marks, ain't they? Sitting behind their big marble desks, ties done up to eleven, clicking their fingers to the fucking Lighthouse Family, getting their dick sucked by a big Alsatian dog.

  Jeremy Usborne : Yeah?

  Super Hans : They're all perverts, mate. All in with each other. It's not who you know, it's who you blow.

• Super Hans : Pint of Guinness, please. No logo on the foam.

  Jeremy Usborne : No logo on the foam?

  Super Hans : You don't buy into all that one, do ya? What, the old "Oo, I've got a clover in me foam, I'm so important." No, what you're doing there is you're drinking an advert, ain't ya, eh, shithead?