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Mugger #1 : Will you lend us your phone, mate?
Mark Corrigan : What?
Mugger #1 : Lend us your fucking phone!
Mark Corrigan : Why?
Mugger #2 : Well, I need to make a call.
Mark Corrigan : Don't you have your own phone?
Mugger #2 : Come on, lend us your phone.
Mark Corrigan : Right, it's just, "neither a lender nor a borrower be".
Mugger #1 : Do you think we're some pair of shithouses?
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Mugger #2 : Give us your phone, give us your wallet!
Mugger #1 : Come on! Before we fucking do you!
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] Do me? Are they going to rape me? Or kill me? If they rape and kill me I hope they kill me first. I sort of win.
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Mugger #1 : Is that it? You got nothing else?
Mark Corrigan : Yes.
Mugger #2 : What else?
Mark Corrigan : There's my... travel card.
[voiceover]
Mark Corrigan : That's great, help the muggers. What do you want, approval?
Mugger #1 : Alright. Now piss off!
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] Oh, this really takes the biscuit.
[Mark walks away while the muggers just stand there]
Mugger #1 : Faster.
[Marks starts to run]
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] I thought it was at least the muggers who had to run off. The victim flees!
Mugger #1 : Faster!
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] Oh, this really leaves a sour taste!
