Perfect Strangers (TV Series)
All the News That Fits (1987)
Bronson Pinchot: Balki Bartokomous
Quotes
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Larry Appleton : [Speaking to Balki] Be careful. Gorpley told his secretary he's going to get rid of the kid from Mypos today.
Balki Bartokomous : Oooh! Point well taken, Cousin!
[Larry starts to walk away, and Balki gasps as something occurs to him]
Balki Bartokomous : Do you think he means me?
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Larry Appleton : Harriette runs the elevator here.
Balki Bartokomous : [to Harriette] Oh, well your job must have its ups and downs!
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Mr. Sam Gorpley : Oh, I get it! Cousin! I see, it's all falling into place.
Balki Bartokomous : What's falling into place?
Mr. Sam Gorpley : Can you say, "Nepotism"?
Balki Bartokomous : Well, it's my first day, but I'll give it a..."
Larry Appleton : [interrupting Balki] Nepotism?
Balki Bartokomous : He asked me!
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Balki Bartokomous : You really stepped in something good this time!
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Balki Bartokomous : Oh Cousin, you can read me like a cheap suit!
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Balki Bartokomous : Is that a hockey puck?
Balki Bartokomous : Yes, Cousin. It landed right next to me in that empty seat. It's a good thing you weren't there... you'd have a puck-shaped hole in the middle of your head and look like a piggy bank!