Perfect Strangers (TV Series)
Baby, You Can Drive My Car (1986)
Bronson Pinchot: Balki Bartokomous
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Quotes
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Balki Bartokomous : You can fool some of the sheep all of the time, but you can't fool some of the sheep all of the time!
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Balki Bartokomous : All right, there's one question I have to ask about the manual. If four persons come to a four-way stop at the same moment, and the man on my right has the right of way, who goes first because everybody has somebody on his right.
Larry Appleton : That's why you buy insurance.
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Balki Bartokomous : All right, I'm turning right, now!
Larry Appleton : All right, signal, signal, signal!
[Balki throws his right arm out straight, hitting Larry and knocking him backwards off the coffee table. Larry slowly looks up over the coffee table, fuming]
Balki Bartokomous : Next time, buckle up. It's the law.
[Larry buries his face in his arm, frustrated]
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Balki Bartokomous : [reading the fine print on an eye chart] 'Copyright 1963. Printed in Hicksville, New York', by somebody named Pat Pending.
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Balki Bartokomous : Now I never will be a real live cousin of my Uncle Sam.
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Mr. Donald 'Twinkie' Twinkacetti : [to Larry] You lost the bet. Pay me. Give me my money!
Balki Bartokomous : You're really enjoying this, aren't you?
Mr. Donald 'Twinkie' Twinkacetti : Human suffering is my thing.