Perfect Strangers (TV Series)

First Date (1986)

Bronson Pinchot: Balki Bartokomous

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Quotes 

• Balki Bartokomous : So, this is one of your American mating places.

  Larry Appleton : Meeting, a meeting place. People meet each other here. They mate somewhere else.

• Balki Bartokomous : Will you come with me, Cousin Larry? Tonight is kind of special.

  Larry Appleton : No, Balki, a singles bar is not my first choice of places to meet women. I prefer more formal situations you know, uh... weddings... tax audit... Heimlich maneuver...