- Larry Appleton: Okay, okay fine! You didn't lock me in the closet. There was no one at the door. We're not having this conversation. This whole day has been part of some cosmic cruelty joke. Ha ha, fine! Oh! If Tony Perkins shows up wearing a house dress and carrying a very large kitchen knife... tell him I'm in the shower!
- Larry Appleton: Why have you got peanuts in that pocket?
- Balki Bartokomous: Because I have a squirrel in this one.
- Larry Appleton: Don't they have anything on Mypos besides sheep?
- Balki Bartokomous: Well, we got a 7/11.
- Larry Appleton: Balki, how can you sleep at a time like this?
- Balki Bartokomous: [pointedly] It's 2 AM.
- Balki Bartokomous: So I had to go out and invite Sandra and Max and the others because it's not a party if nobody comes. Now you go mix and mangle.