Perfect Strangers (TV Series)
Karate Kids (1987)
Bronson Pinchot: Balki Bartokomous
Quotes
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Balki Bartokomous : I don't understand how one mean person can ruin everyone's happy hours!
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Larry Appleton : Say Chuck, do you have a blueprint for your brain? I'm building an idiot!
Balki Bartokomous : [in a hurt tone] Cousin, you didn't tell me you were building an idiot!
Larry Appleton : It was going to be a surprise.
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Larry Appleton : You know what really makes me angry is that there is nothing guys like you and me can do about guys like Chuck.
Balki Bartokomous : Now you know, I'm not sure I agree with you. What about David and Goliath? What about Jack and the beanstalk? What about the Captain and Tennille?
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Larry Appleton : You know, Balki, these sneak attacks have really sharpened my reflexes. My senses have been honed to a razor's edge.
Balki Bartokomous : Yeah, you could cut your toenails on my senses, too.
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Balki Bartokomous : Now that we're lean cuisine fighting machines...