Perfect Strangers (TV Series)
The Pen Pal (1988)
Bronson Pinchot: Balki Bartokomous
Quotes
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Larry Appleton : Are you crazy?
Balki Bartokomous : [calmly] You seem upset.
Larry Appleton : Yes! Yes, I'm upset! There's a killer in the bathroom!
Balki Bartokomous : Oh, Cousin, he's not a killer! He was a thief, and a loan shark and... there was the occasional assault with a deadly weapon but he was not a killer.
Larry Appleton : [sarcastically] Oh well, what the heck? Give him my room!
Balki Bartokomous : Well, I didn't think it would be fair without asking first.
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Balki Bartokomous : Cousin's Larry's so excited the cat ate his tongue!
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Balki Bartokomous : [to Vince, who has just been paroled] Well, I know it's been a long trip down from up the river...