Perry Mason (TV Series)

The Case of the Perjured Parrot (1958)

Jason Johnson: District Attorney R. Sprague

Quotes 

• District Attorney R. Sprague : I want his words made a part of the record.

  Casanova the Parrot : I'll have a martini.

  Perry Mason : Just a moment. Am I to understand you're adopting this parrot as a witness?

  District Attorney R. Sprague : The parrot made a perfectly audible statement and I want it in the records.

  Perry Mason : But he hasn't been sworn.

  District Attorney R. Sprague : Don't be ridiculous. You can't swear a parrot.

  Perry Mason : Also, if he's going to be a witness I think I have the right to cross examine.

  Casanova the Parrot : I'll have a martini.