- Danny Wilde: You know, your Uncle didn't have a lot of friends, it looks like.
- Lord Brett Sinclair: No, he uh, he kept himself very much to himself. Especially after his dishonourable discharge from the army.
- Danny Wilde: What happened?
- Lord Brett Sinclair: Oh, he uh, broke through the lines of a German supply dump. Blew up three ammunition trains, six tanks and uh, killed or wounded at least 350 Germans.
- Danny Wilde: Did he do that all by himself?
- Lord Brett Sinclair: Uh huh.
- Danny Wilde: Did they give him a medal or anything?
- Lord Brett Sinclair: No. It was uh, three months after the war ended.
- Mr. Beebe: Well, there we are, My Lord. All done. May I compliment you on your choice of caskets? Best English oak, should last a lifetime.
- Lord Brett Sinclair: If he complains, you'll be the first to know!