- [Harry, the chimp, is being defended by Bilko at his court martial trial]
- Col. John T. Hall: Bilko, this time, I think you've gone too far!
- MSgt. Ernest G. Bilko: Sir, I hate to give this trouble to the court...
- Pvt. Harry Speakup: [abruptly leaves defense table and scampers to another table and picks up a telephone]
- MSgt. Ernest G. Bilko: [ad-libbing] Just a minute, sir. I think he's calling for another lawyer.