Aly Michalka: Keely Teslow

Quotes 

• Keely Teslow : [about Marla]  Phil, do you like that girl?

  Phil Diffy : Like her? No, you mean like... no, I barely know her.

  Tia : Yeah, well, she likes you.

  Phil Diffy : I don't think so.

  Seth Wosmer : Phil, I'm the last guy to get stuff, but I think Tia's right. That Marla likes you!

  Phil Diffy : Guys, she dropped one of her books, and I gave her a hand. That's all.

  Keely Teslow : Phil, let me clue you in. When you do things for a girl, they have meanings.

  Phil Diffy : Like what?

  Keely Teslow : Like, if you carry her books, that means you're interested.

  Tia : If you open the door for her...

  Keely Teslow : That means you're interested, but currently seeing someone.

  Tia : Giving somebody cuts in line...

  Keely Teslow : Front cuts mean you think she's cute. Back cuts...

  Keely Teslow , Tia : Let's be friends.

  Seth Wosmer : Oh, don't worry. I'm jotting all this down for us.

• Keely Teslow : [about Marla]  Phil? You have to do something. You have to talk to her.

  Tia : Forget talk. Kick her to the curb.

  Phil Diffy : I have to break up with her? Well, how? I-I...

  Keely Teslow : Don't look at me. I've never broken up with anybody.

• Keely Teslow : [When Phil shows up at Keely's house]  Phil, what's going on?

  Phil Diffy : Keely, It's getting out of hand. I either have to marry Marla or leave town.

  [hears cats meowing in the background] 

  Phil Diffy : What was that?

  Keely Teslow : My mom and her friends are having a cat circus. Don't ask.