- Douglas Wambaugh: Douglas Wambaugh for the defendants. And may I say, this is the best one yet.
- Judge Henry Bone: Oh, really? What have we got now?
- D.A. John Littleton: Your honor, the defendants have been operating an unlicensed and unlawful fertility and maternity clinic using cattle to gestate and deliver human children.
- Judge Henry Bone: I beg your pardon. I don't think I heard correctly.
- Douglas Wambaugh: You heard right, judge. The cow gave birth to a baby boy. Udder and son are doing fine. The breastfeeding possibilities are endless.