Pink Lady performs "Monster"; Jeff turns to a computer dating service for an unusual date; Johnny Carson is replaced and Red Buttons visits a horrifying hospital in "Cheapshot Magazine"; Abe Lincoln's second inauguration is featured; Jerry Lewis sings a short song and reveals the story behind it; Alice Cooper premieres his new wave hit "Clones"; and Mie and Kei refuse to get in the hot tub due to local shark sightings.