Police Squad! (TV Series)

Rendezvous at Big Gulch (Terror in the Neighborhood) (1982)

Connie Needham: Jill

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Quotes 

• Jill the Ballet Teacher : Look out, he's got a knife!

  [Leo charges Drebin, who fends him off] 

  Jill : Look out, he's got a club!

  [Rocky runs at Drebin but is punched in the face] 

  Jill : He's got a signed Picasso!

  [Leo uses the Picasso as a shield but Drebin punches him in the stomach] 

  Jill : Look out, he's got herpes! He's got cold sores.

  [Rocky runs at Drebin with his face forward, Drebin makes sure not to come to close] 

• Det. Frank Drebin : Cigarette?

  Jill the Ballet Teacher : Yes it is.

• Det. Frank Drebin : I'm here to help you. Coffee?

  Jill the Ballet Teacher : No thank you.

  Drebin : Tea?

  Jill : No.

  Drebin : [a dessert tray rolls up]  Eclair? Rum ball? Torte?

  Jill : No, really. Thank you.