- Mr. Schuster: You know something? You're not dumb. You're stupid, and I'll have your job.
- Dick Elmore: Excuse me sir.
- [Goes to police car and spreads peanut butter on the man's driver license and then eats it]
- Mr. Schuster: Wait a minute- that's my license! That's my license! What is this?
- Dick Elmore: Sign here please. It's not an admission of guilt. I added driving without a license. Now you be sure to tell all your big shot friends downtown that I put peanut butter on your driver's license and ate it. Do that, will you? Have a good day, sir.
- Sergeant Kidder: Oh one more thing. While you were gone, some nut got through to deputy chief Waller downtown. Now Waller figured he was bananas but he called here anyway.
- John Kowalski: Yeah?
- Sergeant Kidder: Guy was fuming, really hot under the collar. He had a speeding ticket that you wrote up Elmore.
- John Kowalski: Oh I remember that guy. Said he was going to take it all the way to the president.
- Sergeant Kidder: Well Waller was tempted to have him committed. You know why?
- John Kowalski: I don't know why, we weren't here.
- Sergeant Kidder: He said you took his drivers license, spread peanut butter on it, and ate it.
- John Kowalski: Ate his drivers license?
- Sergeant Kidder: Ate his drivers license.
- John Kowalski: Well the guy should be committed, going around telling stories like that. Dick- you ought to sue that guy.
- Dick Elmore: Peanut butter?