- Marie Quinn: Don't you ever get tired or embarrassed, disgusted with, with being so... soothing, so assurable? What happened? What went wrong, with, with all this police protection, with all of your eyes?
- Lorenza: Got your message. I don't sign autographs for cops.
- Lt. Bill Crowley: Maybe you sing for 'em?
- Pepper Anderson: [Crowley has fixed Pepper's new washing machine] Thank you. You'd make a good housewife.
- Bill Crowley: How 'bout making me a good drink?
- Pepper Anderson: You deserve it.
- Captain Miller: This is a report that came in during the night, on a call. His name is Quinn, Martin Quinn. He's an accountant for the Peydon Corporation. You know it?
- Lt. Bill Crowley: Yeah. What's his problem?
- Captain Miller: His conscience.
- Pepper Anderson: [Pepper's washing machine is still malfunctioning] I thought you said you knew what you were doing?
- Bill Crowley: Well, I'm a cop, not a mechanic.
- Pepper Anderson: Then why didn't you shoot it?