- Brooke McQueen: What I meant is that I did not realize he would go and lie about it so you would agree to join him in a game of tonsil hockey, okay? Would you please think about my feelings?
- Sam McPherson: Why? You didn't think about mine!
- Brooke McQueen: You don't own him, Sam! You were with George.
- Sam McPherson: Brooke, Harrison and I were best friends. You knew things between us were complicated.
- Brooke McQueen: I also knew that you had rejected him. Besides, clearly he had moved on.
- Sam McPherson: Yeah, to me, the next day. Obviously, he had to get rid of the bad aftertaste.
- [turns back to bathroom mirror]
- Brooke McQueen: [exasperated sigh] Oh! For the last time, Sam, I thought you had slammed the door on Harrison.
- [as Sam folds her arms impatiently, Brooke sighs:]
- Brooke McQueen: I really thought he liked me. I didn't do anything wrong.
- Sam McPherson: Yeah, well, neither did I.He lied to me, Brooke. I had...
- [gestures]
- Sam McPherson: no idea he had just been with you.
- Brooke McQueen: You're right.
- Sam McPherson: I am. God, and so are you,
- Brooke McQueen: So, if neither of us did anything wrong...
- Sam McPherson: Then why are we fighting?
- [realizing:]
- Sam McPherson: Harrison!
- Brooke McQueen: Harrison! Ha!
- Sam McPherson: God!
- Brooke McQueen: Sam, in the interest of sisterly unity, I have a proposal. We need to form an alliance.
- Sam McPherson: An alliance against Harrison.
- Brooke McQueen: [bumping fists] Let's get him!
- Harrison John: [as Sam watches] You know me... better than anyone now. Please trust me.
- Brooke McQueen: Prove it. Kiss me. Right here, right now.
- Harrison John: What's that gonna prove?
- Brooke McQueen: Kiss me, and I'll be able to tell how you really feel. You can't fake that.
- [as he hesitates:]
- Brooke McQueen: Unless, of course, kissing me is the most unappealing thing you could ever imagine - -
- [he kisses her passionately, and Sam is dismayed]
- Brooke McQueen: Look, if he's gonna suffer, we have to do more than just ignore him. We need to toy with his emotions.
- Sam McPherson: It looked like the only thing being toyed with was your tongue.
- Brooke McQueen: Sam, listen. All I did was disorient him. Once he's hooked, I will dump him in the most gut-wrenching way the two of us can think of.
- [smiles]
- Sam McPherson: Why should I believe you?
- Brooke McQueen: I don't know. Maybe because I did it in a crowded hallway. It's not exactly the best way to keep a secret, now, is it?
- [shakes head]
- Brooke McQueen: Sam, trust me. It's perfect. I lead him on, then I drop him. And then Harrison is left with nothing else to do but salve his wounds, while being forced to watch you and George make goo-goo eyes at each other all day long.
- Sam McPherson: There's only one thing wrong with your plan, Brooke. There is no Sam and George anymore.
- Brooke McQueen: God, I'm sorry.
- Sam McPherson: God, this is all Harrison's fault.
- Brooke McQueen: Yeah.
- Sam McPherson: You're right. He does need to pay.
- Brooke McQueen: Sam... never liked you. She was just trying to get back at you for ruining her relationship with George. All of this was just meant to humiliate you.
- Harrison John: But... you were in on it, too?
- Brooke McQueen: I was, but see, I wasn't like Sam. She was...
- Sam McPherson: [arriving] Wondering what the hell is going on.