- Bridge Carson: Hey, Z, would you rather have Piggy as your roommate or have morning breath for the rest of your life?
- Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado: I already have Piggy as a roommate.
- Sydney 'Syd' Drew: And, coincidentally, you've got morning breath, as well.
- Bridge Carson, Jack Landors, Sky Tate: Oh, snap!
- Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger: I was thinking about the cadets. Kat, have you noticed how they've been bickering a lot lately?
- Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx: Five teenagers asked to protect the world and forced to live in such tight quarters? I'm surprised they're talking at all.
- [the quantum enhancer explodes]
- Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx: Aah! Oh, no! Tell me I didn't fry the quantum enhancer. Tell me I didn't fry the quantum enhancer!
- [Z walks in]
- Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado: What's happened?
- Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger: Kat fried the quantum enhancer.
- Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado: You left makeup all over the bathroom.
- Sydney 'Syd' Drew: That was for you. You could use a little more blush. Besides, what about your sweat socks? They're starting to look like part of the Green Ranger uniform.
- Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado: Syd, those socks were always green.
- Emperor Gruumm: You pledged allegiance to me, yet would you rather work at that disgusting slug cart than bring me information?
- Piggy: Well, if you ever need to feed your... crew, we make a great banana slug pudding.
- Emperor Gruumm: Bring me something to defeat the Power Rangers or you'll end up as a special on your own menu.
- Sargeant Silverback: You are here to relearn how to accept one another, and until you figure out how, you belong to me. Say it!
- Jack Landors, Sky Tate, Bridge Carson, Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado, Sydney 'Syd' Drew: We belong to you.
- Sargeant Silverback: Say it like your freedom depends on it.
- Jack Landors, Sky Tate, Bridge Carson, Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado, Sydney 'Syd' Drew: WE BELONG TO YOU, SIR!
- Sargeant Silverback: By the time I'm through with you, I can promise you... you will not like me.
- Jack Landors: I already don't.
- Sargeant Silverback: I heard that. Drop and give me 50.
- Jack Landors: But, sir, I...
- Sargeant Silverback: Make that 100!
- Thresher: S.P.D. doesn't know that quantum enhancer had a virus in it that will allow us access to their files. Within seconds, Stench will be sucked into this computer and sent over the internet and into the main S.P.D. database. Once there, we can have our pick of S.P.D. technology.
- Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger: I've never been more disappointed in a team in all my years.
- Bridge Carson: Wow. That's a lot of years when you consider that one of my years is equivalent to seven of your years.
- Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger: [growling] Rrrrrrrrr
- Bridge Carson: Great. A planet full of Krybots.
- Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado: [incredulous] And a wild primate Drill Sergeant?