- Hanks: I can make lieutenant six months as long as nobody spoils my record.
- Walt Shepherd: Well the captain said you needed help.
- Hanks: Captain's afraid I'll make chief before he does. No, Shepherd, you wanna get to the top, you just hold my ladder.
- Matthew Star: [Walt is posing as a cop] Walt, you're overacting...
- Walt Shepherd: What? This is gonna teach you to talk to a cop like that!
- [knocks Matt to the ground]
- Matthew Star: Somebody told me this'd be a good place to race...
- [no reply]
- Matthew Star: Guess they were wrong, huh?
- Brad: Don't wait around on our account, you grandmother probably needs her car back.