Primetime Glick (TV Series)

Andy Richter/Alec Baldwin (2002)

Martin Short: Jiminy Glick, Miss Gathercole, Various

Quotes 

• Jiminy Glick : Let's talk about some of the leading ladies you've had. And when I say "had", I mean had!

  Alec Baldwin : You devil.

  Jiminy Glick : Geena Davis.

  Alec Baldwin : Had her.

  Jiminy Glick : You made love with Geena Davis?

  Alec Baldwin : Yeah.

  Jiminy Glick : Meg Ryan.

  Alec Baldwin : She couldn't get enough of it.

  Jiminy Glick : Nicki Kedman.

  [Nicole Kidman] 

  Alec Baldwin : Just... unbelievable, man.

  Jiminy Glick : You...

  [shuffles in his chair] 

  Jiminy Glick : You had... You had an affair with...

  Alec Baldwin : I did 'em all, yes.

  Jiminy Glick : Sarah Jessica Parker.

  Alec Baldwin : What do you do? She comes to your apartment at 3 o'clock in the morning after she wraps the friggin' TV show, she's like, you know...

  [knocks] 

  Jiminy Glick : But she's with Matthew Broderick of "The Producers"!

  Alec Baldwin : Come on, get serious.

  Jiminy Glick : Every one of these wonderful ladies.

  Alec Baldwin : The '90s were good, the '90s were real good.

  Jiminy Glick : Dame Maggie Smith.

  Alec Baldwin : It was just a... a thing in the back of a car with an overcoat over my lap, and this whole kind of thing.

  Jiminy Glick : Dianne Feinstein.

  Alec Baldwin : She liked to watch. I was with Barbara Boxer. Well, Feinstein came up to me, she had a few, and said "Would you, um, would you like to do Barbara? And would you mind if I watched?" And I said, "Whatever blows your dress up, let's go."