- Jiminy Glick: Don't you think, Jon Lovitz, that it's the comedy people that the women love, but isn't it ultimately in the sack, the ladies want to laugh?
- Jon Lovitz: Well I don't think they want to LAUGH in the sack; I think they want to have, y'know, orgasms, frankly.
- Jiminy Glick: This is dirty talk. And I don't like it.
- [hits Jon with his rolled-up paper]
- Jiminy Glick: I'm gonna get angry at you.
- Jon Lovitz: You're asking me about sex!
- Jiminy Glick: I'm not asking about sex, Jon Lovitz.
- Jon Lovitz: What are you asking me?
- Jiminy Glick: I'm trying to figure out, I don't know WHAT to ask you. Well, let me just say this, that you have been absolutely...
- Jon Lovitz: What are you leaving, we're done?
- Jiminy Glick: What?
- Jon Lovitz: You're out of questions?
- Jiminy Glick: You talk dirty, you think sometimes you...
- Jon Lovitz: Well you ask dirty questions!
- Jiminy Glick: No no no, I had Billy Graham's son out here, and I asked him the same questions, and his answers were totally different. And I think it's very interesting, but I think of your generation, you feel that you have to talk dirty.
- Jon Lovitz: No, I'm not in that generation.
- Jiminy Glick: Oh yes you are. How old are you?
- Jon Lovitz: I'm forty-four.
- Jiminy Glick: Yeah, right.
- Jon Lovitz: How did you, like, get where you are?
- Jiminy Glick: [laughs] Now you're being, you're being facetious, aren't you?
- Jon Lovitz: [imitating Jiminy] Yes I am!
- Jiminy Glick: Oh, I love that. That's the earmark of an "SNL" veteran. They are filled with irony and they're filled with facetiousness, and I think that's great. I think that's...
- Jon Lovitz: What are YOU filled with? Donuts?
- [audience cheers]