- Michael Scofield: [referring to PI pay] It's 19 cents an hour.
- Tweener: 19 cents? That's slavery, yo!
- Michael Scofield: Well, we're in prison, yo.
- Benjamin Miles 'C-Note' Franklin: [to T-Bag] You know, your parents must be so proud of you, man. I mean, hitting the trailer-park trifecta: racist, pedophile, and stupid.
- Michael Scofield: You kept it.
- Doctor Sara Tancredi: Kept what?
- Michael Scofield: The flower.
- Doctor Sara Tancredi: Well, I'm a pack rat, I never throw anything out.
- Michael Scofield: [sarcastically] Yeah, all this clutter. It's overwhelming.
- Doctor Sara Tancredi: You should see my apartment.
- Michael Scofield: Whoa. Haven't even had my first date yet and you're already inviting me in. Thought you were a nice girl.
- Doctor Sara Tancredi: Oh Michael, we all know nice girls finish last.
- Michael Scofield: So where do you finish?
- Doctor Sara Tancredi: It depends on where I start.
- Michael Scofield: [choosing a ring] That one.
- Salesman: Nice choice.
- Michael Scofield: Thanks.
- Salesman: Platinum. Brushed.
- Michael Scofield: 6.25?
- Salesman: 6.25.
- [pause]
- Salesman: She's a lucky woman.
- Michael Scofield: Yes.
- [holding the ring up and looking at it]
- Michael Scofield: She is.
- C-Note: Rough day, huh Schofield? While the rest of us are in here slinging concrete, you got some little girl here to play on your rusty trombone.
- Captain Brad Bellick: Make sure you take a shower, Scofield. You never know what some women can give you.
- Michael Scofield: [Michael walks in on Tweener rapping in his cell]
- Tweener: Still interested in getting in on P.I.?
- Tweener: Does my momma got big breastesses?
- Michael Scofield: I wouldn't know.
- Tweener: Hell yeah, she does... And hell yeah, I do.
- Benjamin Miles 'C-Note' Franklin: [to T-Bag] Are you telling me that there's a hole in Fox River that you don't want to get into?
- John Abruzzi: OK, let's rotate!
- [to T-Bag]
- John Abruzzi: Sergeant Sodomy, you're up next!
- C-Note: How come Fusilli over here ain't grabbing a shovel?
- John Abruzzi: I'm handling arrangements on the outside.
- C-Note: Really. So what is that, transpo, paper, what?
- John Abruzzi: Exactly. It makes me management.
- C-Note: And that makes us just labor, right?
- John Abruzzi: Now you're getting it.
- C-Note: You know, management better keep a close eye on the conditions up in here, or labor's liable to go on strike... you feel me?
- John Abruzzi: Get back to work.
- Captain Brad Bellick: 'Cause damn if I don't recognize her from somewhere. Maybe she visits some other con... killing two birds with one bone. Catch my drift?
- Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Hey, Sucre. I got a question about you and the rest of the Mexicans.
- Fernando Sucre: I don't think I'll be able to help, seeing as I'm Puerto Rican.
- Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Geographical semantics, amigo. I'm speaking about the general Latino population. How is it that a people so historically lazy ended up being such a big part of the nation's workforce?
- Fernando Sucre: The way I see things, it's everyone else that's lazy. Otherwise, there wouldn't be any jobs for the immigrants. The ones sitting at home, collecting unemployment, the lazy ones? It's not us.
- Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: You gonna let him talk about your people like that?
- C-Note: Yeah, yeah. Whatever, Deliverance.
- C-Note: [to T-Bag] You know what? We may be a team in here. But just so that you know: the minute we get over that wall, it's every man for himself... or sooner.
- C-Note: [to T-Bag] Your parents must be so proud. You hit the trailer park trifecta: racist, pedophile, and stupid.
- Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Hey, Sucre. I got a question about you and the rest of the Mexicans.
- Fernando Sucre: I don't think I'll be able to help, seeing as I'm Puerto Rican.
- Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Geographical semantics, amigo. I'm speaking about the general Latino population. How is it that a people so historically lazy ended up being such a big part of the nation's workforce?
- Fernando Sucre: The way I see things, it's everyone else that's lazy. Otherwise, there wouldn't be any jobs for the immigrants. The ones sitting at home, collecting unemployment, the lazy ones? It's not us.