- Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: [about the rising temperature in the cells] Not that hot?
- [he points to an African American cellmate]
- Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: When this guy woke up this morning, he was white!
- Michael Scofield: It's just math.
- Fernando Sucre: What if your math is wrong?
- Michael Scofield: You'll drill into one of a dozen gas lines behind the wall. There'll be an explosion and we'll be burned alive.
- Fernando Sucre: But you're good at math, right?
- Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: [after Scofield broke the A/C] Can't you transfer us some place cooler? Like... Africa?
- Michael Scofield: I need you down there. It's a two man job. Let's hang a sheet.
- Fernando Sucre: No way, man. You only hang a sheet when you and your cellie want to get friendly, you know?
- Michael Scofield: You wanna protect your prison rep, or do you wanna get out of here?
- [T-Bag and other inmates are banging on the fence to get out of the cell block. Bellick and the other C.O.'s are on the other side]
- Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Hey Bellick, Bellick. I got one for ya. What do you call a piece of white trash, that couldn't pass the cops exam, and now makes less then a mailman? A C.O.
- [Bellick starts thinking, then starts smiling T-Bag]
- Captain Brad Bellick: You know Teddy you've really let me down, which is a big disappointment since I don't expect much from the in-bred child of a retard. Thats right Teddy. I read your psych records. About how your daddy raped his mongoloid sister, and nine months later little Teddy popped out.
- [T-Bag looks at Belick for a second, stuned in silence]
- Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: [Angrly] I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
- Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: So you see "friends"... Either I'm through that hole with you, or I'm gonna sing like Johnny Cash!
- Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: What do you call a piece of white trash who couldn't pass the cop's exam and now makes less than a mailman? A C.O.
- Captain Brad Bellick: You know Teddy, you really let me down and that's hard to do. Because I don't expect much from the inbred child of a retard. That's right. I read the psych records.
- Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell:
- [T-Bag and other inmates are banging on the fence to get out of the cell block. Bellick and the other C.O.'s are on the other side]
- Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: "Hey Bellick, Bellick. I got one for ya. What do you call a piece of white trash, that couldn't pass the cops exam, and now makes less then a mailman? A C.O."
- Captain Brad Bellick: Captain Brad Bellick:
- [Bellick getting back at Teddy for his joke]
- Captain Brad Bellick: "You know Teddy you've really let me down, which is a big disappointment since I don't expect much from the in-bred child of a retard. Thats right Teddy. I read your psych records. About how your daddy raped his mongoloid sister, and nine months later little Teddy popped out."
- Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
- Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: [Whilst leading a riot] Get on the train!, Get on the train!, Get on the train!