- Bea Smith: We're gonna *have* to tell the screws.
- [Doreen groans]
- Lizzie Birdsworth: Yeah. Old Vinegar Tits to the rescue!
- Lizzie Birdsworth: Now you know how the miners feel when they get stuck down underground. Remember that TV thing we saw? When the roof caved in and they're all sittin' around singin'...
- Doreen Burns: Change the subject, Lizzie.
- Stuart Gillespie: What really irks me is that this prison is so incompetent that six fairly ordinary women can simply climb over the wire and disappear... without any of your officers lifting a finger.
- Erica Davidson: Are you suggesting the officers let them go?
- [raising her voice even more]
- Erica Davidson: I consider my officers do an extremely good job.
- Erica Davidson: Six women over the wire.
- Stuart Gillespie: Because they were allowed to cavort before a lot of kids, dressed in non-prison clothes. Something I was against from the very beginning.
- Jim Fletcher: Well, that's a point though isn't it? I mean, they'd still be in pantomime costume. They should be easy to spot: two ugly sisters, a Cinderella and a Fairy Godmother on the run.
- [he chuckles]
- Stuart Gillespie: I'm surprised you find it so amusing, Fletcher.
- Youth: [to Judy] Look lady, I'm sorry I pinched your stuff alright, but if I had known you were a wrestler I wouldn't have touched it.